TIME FOR (EARTH) SCHOOL, DEWEY DEW  Little one-eyed alien Dewey (short for Click-Clack Waddle-Waddle Dot-Dot Dewey Dew) is anxious about starting school on Earth, far from his home on “Planet Eight Hundred SeventyTwo Point Nine”—so much so that he “dorfles” (cries) a bit on the way there. His school outfit is uncomfortable (“Brand-new Earth shoes pinched his oofs”), and everything about the school feels foreign, from the language to the furnishings to the appearance of his Earth classmates. When it’s time to line up in pairs for recess, Dewey hides in the b...